Exercise | A Life in Bloom

If you know anything about Dog #2 – you know she LOVES to watch TV, Movies, Skype etc. I think she was a film critic in another life.

Oh and I forgot to mention that I told Homeslice that I thought it would be best if we were no longer friends. I realize how that sounds (betch!!) but I assure you that I did it calmly and it was not an impulsive emotional decision (wait whaa??). I wasn’t angry, sad, hurt etc. when I told him. I think very highly of Homeslice (even though I call him a double douche jerkturd). HAHA! As strange as it sounds (weirdo!) I can look at Homeslice and see everything wonderful that he did for me and COMPLETELY appreciate it and also feel like he was a bit of a douche to me in some areas. NOBODY’S PERFECT!!! I wasn’t a spoonful of sugar to him all of the time either! (ooooh – a bitter betch!)

Homeslice is in the middle of a fierce battle between his heart/values and his current actions. And until he lines those up – I’m not sure I can trust him. I won’t go into specifics but imagine you have a friend who convinced you she was ProChoice. 100% straight up. And then you find out that she’s been going to ProLife Rallies. Well – people can change their minds – that’s totally fine. But what if this wasn’t a “change of heart”? What if she kept actively participating in ProLife Rallies but continued to swear to you that in her heart she was ProChoice?

Homeslice and I have never even discussed ProAnything but I think it is the perfect example. He needs to get his actions in line with his heart or admit that his heart has changed. I don’t care which – truly. But I’ve dated too many men who lacked integrity of thought and action that even though we’re not dating, it’s still acts as a “trigger” to me.

And back to the title of this post? Here is the song Codename was dancing to: Barbra Steisand by Duck Sauce

Be honest – when you read the title “Water Aerobics” did you think of old ladies?

Or maybe the word LAZY popped into your mind? Followed by little snickers? I mean for real – WHO in the world does water aerobics?? Well, well, well … Do THESE people look old and lazy to you?

I didn’t think so!

Wait a minute- those aren’t pictures of water aerobics! Those aren’t even pictures of people!! Those are dogs!! Where is the picture of young, energetic people doing water aerobics? :-0 Are you telling me such a picture doesn’t exist? And that my next door neighbors had every right to make fun of me when I got home from water aerobics tonight? And that you also wish you could tease me to my face because I went to water aerobics for the first time? And you are laughing out loud because it’s only been 3 hours since I finished water aerobics and I’m already sore?

Ok. Fair enough.

Water aerobics IS an old lady sport.

An old lady sport I just discovered I LOVE!!! YAY!!!

p.s. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mattel announced that Barbie and Ken OFFICIALLY divorced. Which actually wasn’t funny – it was just sad. But what IS funny is that this brilliant photographer had them get RE-married! AHAHAHAHAHA! You can see more pics HERE.

Seriously brilliant. I love that she even captured all of the cliche wedding poses. :) AND the latest trend to have different colored shoes! HAHAHAHA! I love it.

Btw – tonight, after water aerobics, a bug flew into MY EYE! Siiiick.